You offer me beer, you offer my wine
You offer me reeer, change my mind
You offer me whisky, you offer me gin
You offer me everything all over again
But I ain't satisfied, no matter how you try
Cause life's too short
Been drinking your cheap wine

You offer me a bed, a good place to stay
I already know baby your seductive way
You offer me champagne, you offer me rum
If I say I'm gonna leave, you show me your shot gun
But I ain't satisfied, no matter how you try
Cause life's too short
Been drinking your cheap wine