Miss Davina
Did Your Ancestors Own That House?
Do You Join In The Parties
While He's Off Shouting Grouse?
Do You Know, What You're Missing
Yeah, Can You Tell Who He's Kissing, Now? Oh No

(I Say, I Say) Miss Davina
I Say I Don't Envy You At All
And If You Felt Lonely
Could You Give Him A Call?
(Trying To Connect You) Do You
Know What You're Missing
Yeah, Can You Tell Who He's Kissing, Now?

A Wedding Ring, Is Just The Thing
To Make You Think, While On The Brink
Of A New Kind Of Life, Oho, A Celebrated Wife?

(Think It Over, Give Yourself Time
Miss Davina, A Celebrated Wife?)

Miss Davina
And Did You Ever, Ever Have The Right
To Chew The Whole Thing Over
Sleep On It At Night?
Or Did You HaveTo Decide, Straight Away
Yeah Not To Be His Bride, Anyway

A Wedding Ring, Is Just The Thing
To Make You Think, While On The Brink
Of A New Kind Of Life, Oho, A Celebrated Wife?

A Celebrated Wife - Entertaining - Smiling,
Always Smiling - Shaking Hands - Thousands Of Them
Constant Visits - Yeah You'd Miss It
Oh, Oh, Yeah, The Single Life, Oh, Yeah, The Simple Life