It's not that I can't get up in the morning and go fry myself an egg
It's not that I can't reach and put a bandaid on the scratch on my leg
It's not that I can't iron a shirt and sweep up dirt and feed the bird
All the little things you used to do but it's just gonna take some gettin' used to
It's not that I can't organize the checkbook and make sure the bills're paid
It's not that I might sleeping in the house all by myself I'm not afraid
And I can water all the plants and made my pants and spray for ants
All the things I never had to do it's just gonna take some gettin' used to
I'm just gonna have to take my life and do a little rearranging
But I don't mean that something's bad necessarily just cause it's changing
I've heard it said a man can adjust to anything except to have a rock down in his shoe
It's just gonna take some gettin' used to
I may be the only man on this whole block who's the lady of the house
But someone's gotta stay and float a ship when the captain's bailing out
So you go on and have your fun and worry none and listen hon
I won't be here grievin' over you it's just gonna take some gettin' used to
I'm just gonna have to take my life...