Intro:
Well it?s a pum pum Christmas (Yuh heard!) merry pum pum christmas
(Thank you very much)
It?s a pum pum Christmas (OK!!!)

Verse 1:
Afta mi just come back off a tour and every gal waan link up (Link up)
Every gal waan a piece a mi cau man a pum pum genius (Genius)
Hear mi now, gunshot from a batty yuh a wine
Put yuh hand up inna di air a pure pum pum yuh grind
I wish yuh a happy new yeah and a pum pum Christmas

Chorus:
Well, yuh see di long cocky yah weh mi give to Launa
Yuh see da fat p***y deh weh mi come fi socca
This a one face nuh gal caan come sit inna
Mi nuh like battybwoy nuh like mi neitha
Yuh see di long cocky yah weh mi give to Launa
See da fat p***y deh weh mi come fi socca
This a one face nuh gal caan come sit inna
Mi nuh like battybwoy nuh like?.

Verse 2:
Hey! If she have a feast, no mi nah go eat
Mi a one bwoy weh nuh nyam unda sheet
A bwoy caan pull mi belt buckle much less mi brief
Hail mi two socks dat how Fadda God a reach
Cau yuh brain nah go grief when mi gunshot repeat
Badman deh yah wid a brand new release
Mi buck a gal from out a east bout she waan striptease
Rasta haffi hold it and f**k it like a beast
Have a gal name Denise who?s a army police
She and har girlfriend, mi have unda siege
Gal if yuh have di love, then mi have di wrench
Yuh pum pum a Christmas and I will be di grinch
Long log yuh get gal yuh nah get nuh pinch
Badman deh yah wid a fourteen inch

Chorus:
Cau yuh see di long cocky yah weh mi give to Launa
See da fat p***y deh weh mi come fi socca
This a one face nuh gal caan come sit inna
Mi nuh like battybwoy nuh like mi neitha
See di long cocky yah weh mi give to Launa
See da fat p***y deh weh mi come fi socca
This a one face nuh gal caan come sit inna
Mi nuh like battybwoy nuh like?.

Outro:
Afta mi just come back off a tour and every gal waan link up (Link up)
Every gal waan a piece a mi cau man a pum pum genius (Genius)