Lucy From The Steakhouse In Delmas

she's always complaining at table no. 7
with the paranoid panoramic view of a mine dump
the new manager is usually forced to listen
"too late" they always say
but hey
what can a man do
when your customers want more of you
other than a meal
other than a meal
like

lucy from the steakhouse in delmas
that's her in the corner with a miniature
seventh pending manager due
(or maybe not)

[so geskrik ons kon amper die hele middag nie eens gepraat het nie...]

but hey
what can a girl do
when she's thirty and she's broody
and she likes to play dirty like lucy
like

lucy from the steakhouse in delmas
that's her in the corner
with a pending paternity suit
that doesn't fit the manager

(or maybe not)
(or maybe not)
(or maybe not)
(or maybe not)

(or maybe not)