I heard you bit the dust
Wish the rest would follow suit
Least I don't gotta worry 'bout you now
I don't gotta worry 'bout you
We were in the basement
Sitting on the couch
When you couldn't understand
What was probably your first word?
No

Least I don't gotta worry 'bout you now
I don't gotta worry 'bout you
Heard you bit the dust
Wish the rest would follow suit

Least I don't gotta worry 'bout you now
I don't gotta worry 'bout you
We were in the basement
Sitting on the couch
When you couldn't understand
What was everybody's first word?
No

Then I found out that you died on the couch
Then I found out that you died on the couch
I'm not saying he deserved it
Just kidding
I'm absolutely saying he deserved it
You choked in your last breaths

Poetic justice
That's hilarious bitch
That's hilarious
May the void swallow you whole
Just as you forced me to swallow your foam
Poetic justice
Choked on his last breaths
That's hilarious bitch
That's hilarious
Wish the rest would follow suit

Least I don't gotta worry 'bout you now
I don't gotta worry 'bout you
We were in the basement
Sitting on the couch
When you couldn't understand
What was everybody's first word?
No

Least I don't gotta worry bout you now
I don't gotta worry 'bout you
Heard you bit the dust
Wish the rest would follow suit

Least I don't gotta worry 'bout you now
I don't gotta worry 'bout you
We were in the basement
Sitting on the couch
When you couldn't understand
What was probably your first word?
No

Then you fuckin' died on the couch
Now that's one less to worry about