Jimmy corrigan the smartest kid on earth
And he's a rocket-scientist too
Jimmy corrigan the smartest kid on earth
And he's a fancy with them ladies

Fancies them ladies
Fancies to get laid, ladies

Jimmy corrigan the smartest kid on earth
He spent all of his time with his dad
Jimmy corrigan the smartest kid on earth
He sleeps on the couch and he sighs

Fancies them ladies
Fancies to get laid, ladies
Fancies them ladies
Fancies to get laid, ladies

Jimmy corrigan the smartest ass on earth
He pushes his eyeballs so hard

Jimmy corrigan the smartest kid on earth
And he sleeps on the couch at his daddy's place
And dreams about the ways that he's going to be killed
Until the phone it screams so loud

He's afraid of the night
All these creatures that bite
He's afraid of the light
All alone there at night
He's afraid of the