Four letter words are my favourite words
Haven't you heard?
When I curse, I'm joy!

Well, hon you know, nothing's right
It never is, at least not tonight
We're never gonna know what it's like from inside

And I don't really know you, but I like to have imaginary conversations inside my head
Where I tell you off, and you go home with your tail between your legs
I don't really know you, but I like to have imaginary conversations inside my head

The monkeys from the sea, they have grown
In a tank in my room - it is the best I've ever known
And they are nice, they are so easy to please!

They're not like real people, who hang out
And talk-a, talk-a, talk-a all about
The latest dismay, how you doin? Well, I'm fine!

And I don't really know you, but I like to have imaginary conversations inside my head
Where I tell you off, and you come home with your tail between your legs
I don't really know you, but I like to have imaginary conversations inside my head
Where I compliment you, and you go home and jump right into my bed

I don't really know you (I wish I did, I wish I did)
But I don't really know you (I wish I did, I wish I did) x 3

And I don't really know you, but I like to have imaginary conversations inside my head
Where I tell you off, and you go home with your tail between your legs
I don't really know you, but I like to have imaginary conversations inside my head
Where I compliment you, and you come home and jump right into my bed

And I don't really know you, but I like to have imaginary conversations inside my head
So thank you very much