Just An Out of Tune Song For An Out of Tune Day
I Got Home From Work and I'm Not Good For Anything
I Guess I'll Have a Beer and Play It Anyway
Just An Ordinary Guy With a Tangled Up Life
And Dreams and Emotions That Take Me By Surprise
I Don't Know Why My Life Hits Me Right Between the Eyes
(Chorus)
Needless to Say, It's Been Another Pointless Day
But I Thought I'd Call You Up and Let You Know
There's Nothing On My Mind But An Out of Tune Song...

I'm An Amoeba's Grandson in a Pair of Blue Jeans
If the World Is a Stage I Must Have Got Lost Between Scenes
I Read the Script But I've Forgotten What It Means
So I Sit On My Porch With a Beat-up Guitar
And I Watch the Girls As They Wander Past My Yard
If They Could See Me Barbeque I Know I'd Be a Star

Chorus

Please Don't Get Me Wrong
I'm in no Mood to Complain
I Can Still Feel the Sun On My Face
Standing in the Rain

Just An Out of Tune Song That I Should Forget
From One of Those Days When It's Safer Just to Quit
Madmen and Fools Love to Dig a Bigger Pit
So I Sit On My Porch and I Howl At the Moon
I've Got This Aching Feeling That It's Ending Much Too Soon
If I Could Just Get This Song in Tune

Chorus