Tasha: There's a problem here
Uniqua: What do you mean?
Tasha: We came to see something we haven't seen
Uniqua: That's not our fault. We really tried
Tasha: Well not enough, we're not satisfied
And I don't mean to be a jerk
But let me tell you 'bout how these things work

See, I am the customer
And the customer is always right
Austin: She's right!
Tasha: I am the customer
And the customer is always right

Uniqua: We've done the best that we can do
This awesome ride is almost through
This awesome swamp with awesome stuff
Austin: Well, I just think it's not enough
Tasha: And you think right my purple friend
And I'd say this is not the end

'Cause I am the customer
And the customer is always right
Austin: Oh, yeah!
Uniqua: You are the customer
And the customer is always right