We are not cool, we are not crazy,
We only steal cars because we're lazy.
We are not good, we are not bad,
We only burn down houses to make us sad.
Because it was a cool and crazy thing to do, it was a cool and crazy thing.

We are not cool, we are not crazy,
We're like an egg that falls into a daisy.
Little fools for the sun, little fools for the sun,
Oh little children, oh little children look what we've become.

Because it was a cool and crazy thing to do, it was a cool and crazy thing.
It was a cool and crazy thing to do, it was a cool and crazy thing.