Iei! omaera, nori ga warui ze-! gangan notteko~i! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

kokon tozainanboku shirokujichuu (chuumoku!)
ore no sugosa wa yuruginai ze (kesesesesese)
dore gurai sugoi ka tte? iwasennayo (hi ga kureru ze)
attouteki o-ra de monogatacchau ze- (douda!)

akogareteii ze suuhai shitemoii ze kotori nadetemo iindaze
yaritai houdai issai gassai kicchiri bacchiri iku ze
goukai sugiru ze! touzen sugiru ze! kyou mo zekkouchou daze!

maji ore-sama saikou! (saikou!)
yabai ore-sama saikou! (horeru ze-!)
wakacchairu kedo saikou! (niyo niyo)
kurakura suru ze saikou! (saikou!) saijou! (tokujou!)
aa densetsukyuu ☆ ore-sama kaidou
burezu ni kyou mo ipponmichi susumun daze-!

“ntakatatta~♪… ntakatattatta~♪ hyahha-! unare, ore no keri! orua~! …ni ban!”

sakarau yatsu namaiki na yatsu wa kechirasu zee! (matomete taosu)
tensaiteki hirameki jikkou daze (ore-sama tensai)
hitori janakutemo tanoshisugiruze (kesesese)
kakkoii po-zu de gaikou nante atama ii ze (douda!)

sonkei shitemo ii ze enryo wa nashi daze betsuni mane shitemo iindaze
itakedaka ni omoumama ni kacchiri gacchiri doudou to
sasuga sugiru ze! iukoto nai ze! tanoshisugiru ze-!

maji ore-sama gekidou! (gekidou!)
yabai ze ore-sama gekidou! (tsukare…te nanka ne-)
netemo sametemo gekidou! (moeru ze-!)
tsumaritaezu gekidou! (gekidou!) gekijou! (gekijou!)
maji sugee ikasu ore-sama kaidou
oshiete hoshikerya ore-sama jikijiki kikaseru ze☆

“douda omaera-, ore no uta saikou darou-!
kibun ga ii kara kyou wa tokubetsu ni ore-sama nikki wo yomikikaseteyaru ze!

san byaku juugo satsu me kyou no ore-sama mo saikou datta!
sen hyaku ni juu kyuu satsu me kyou mo bi-ru ga umakatta!
ni sen yon hyaku ni juu yon satsu me tanomareta sentakumono wo tatandoiteyatta!”

“nii-san, Danke!”

maji ore-sama megumareteru ze yabai hodo megumareteru ze
aitsu no okage de kyou mo
baka yatte (rareru!) saikou! (saikou!)
konnani (douda-!) shiawase sugiru mainichi (saikou daro-!)
omae mo ajiwaitai daro (iizo-!)
yorokobi oogoe de utae! (saikou!) sakebe! (saikou!)
aa hokorubeki aisubeki otouto
ima mo korekara mo zutto! pinchi no toki ni soba de…
sasae…teyaruze! hyahha-!

“Vesuto! Vesuto! Hahhahha~~!! kore de, fesu mo kanpeki dana! norinori de ikou ze-!! …aa, ii riha-saru datta.”