Holiday resorts are really quite amusin
If ya don't watch
Out you can really take a bruisin
Lots of pretty girls in very scant bikinis
With rum, boyfriends too busy with their surf skis
Let me tell ya bout a few in particular
A latin lover who was good at her arithmatica
Secretarial work 9 to 5 pay
Just to get her once a year holiday

She wants to know
If he's ever gonna take her home, Yeh

He just want to know, if he's ever gonna take her home
(Is he ever gonna take her home)
Louise was a middle age chemist's wife
Fond of young boys and of the gay life
Reported missin after a day cruise
A torch light found her examinin the boat boys cruises

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