You are to me as good as apple pie
As summer in Hawaii
As stars up in the sky

Your love fits me like my designer jeans
Like flowers in the spring
Like a movie on a screen

'Cause you and I are an item
Nothing can break us - Nothing can make us fall apart
We're forever mated like champagne and caviar

We are as one as Carson and T. V
As Englishman and tea
As fisherman and sea

We're just as strong as cages in the zoo
As strong as Krazy Glue
Or red dye number two

'Cause you and I are an item
Nothing can break us - Nothing can make us fall apart
We're forever mated like champagne and caviar

We seem to blend like Osterizers do
Like spices in a stew
Like Frank and Doo-Bee-Doo

We're here to stay as long as Everest
Or cowboys in the west
Together we're the best!

'Cause you and I are an item
Nothing can break us - Nothing can make us fall apart
We're forever mates like champagne and caviar

We stick together like champagne and caviar
We are an item like champagne and caviar