You guys know Ron Jeremy, huh?
You know, the porn star
My neighbour, he looks just like him
And you know what the funny thing is?
He doesn't have a fucking clue
Now, let me tell you about this one time
At his birthday party
When shit when down

My neighbour's knocking and I open carefully
He looks a bit like Ron Jeremy
He's screaming at me "damn you little Albatraoz!"
While he smaells like chips and calvadaoz
He said what the hell is going on
What is the goddamn growl?
That ain't no sound of rock 'n' roll
I said I'm so sorry but I got this thing I have to show
That might be good for you to know
So I brought him inside
Don't know why
But then suddenly he just passed out
I thought well alright
Can't deny
That I got a llama in my living room
A llama in my living room
A llama in my, llama in my, llama in my, llama in my
Llama in my, llama in my, llama in my
I got a llama in my living room

I got a
A llama in my living room
I got a
I got a llama in my living room

I saw my little neighbour shaking on the floor
I never seen a man like that before
He didn't even make it through my kitchen door
He must have thought it was a dinosaur
Then he opened up his eyes screaming "I'mma kill that thing!"
Then his big arm started to swing
I tried to calm him down, told him take it easy now
It's just my llama named chow chow
Then he raced up, he said "what?"
I said I'm sorry but I just can't stop
Now you know what
What I got
That I got a llama in my living room
A llama in my living room
A llama in my, llama in my, llama in my, llama in my
I got a llama in my living room

I got a
A llama in my living room
I got a
I got a llama in my living room
A llama in my living room
A llama in my living room