Oh, what a celebration we'll have today
Thank goodness
Let's have a celebration the Glinda way
Thank goodness

Finally a day that's totally wicked witch free

We couldn't be happier, thank goodness
Thank goodness for you, Glinda
And your handsome swain, Prince Fiyero
Newly appointed captain of the Gale Force
Tell us, Captain, how does it feel being engaged

Suprise?
Yes
Good, we hoped you'd be the wizard and I
We couldn't be happier, right, dear?
Couldn't be happier, right here
Look what we've got a fairytale plot
Our very own happy ending
Where we couldn't be happier, true, dear
Couldn't be happier and we're happy to share
Our ending vicariously with all of you
He couldn't look handsomer
I couldn't feel humbler
We couldn't be happier
Because happy is what happens when all your dreams come true

And Glinda dear we are happy for you
As press secretary, I've striven to ensure that all of us
Knows the story of your braverism
In the face of the terrifying wicked witch of the west

I hear she has an extra eye that always remains awake
I hear that she can shed her skin as easily as a snake
I hear some rebel animals are giving her food and shelter

I hear her soul is so unclean pure water can melt her
Melt her, please
Somebody go and know melt her

I can't just stand there grinning, pretending to go along with all this
Fyero, thanks plenty dearest
Uh, he's, he's gone to fetch me a refreshment
He's so thoughtful that way

I couldn't be happier
No, I couldn't be happier
Thought, it is, I admit the tiniest bit unlike I anticipated
But I couldn't be happier
Simply, couldn't be happier
Well, not simply
'Cause gettin' your dreams is strange
But it seems a little well complicated

There's a kind of a sort of cost
There's a couple of things get lost
There are bridges you cross you didn't know you crossed until you cross

And if that joy that's thril
Doesn't thrill, like you think it will
Still
With this perfect finale the cheers and the ballyhoo
Who wouldn't be happier
So I couldn't be happier because happy is what happens
When all your dreams come true
Well, isn't it?
Happy is what happens, when your dreams come true

We love you Glinda, we may be so frank
Thank goodness
Thank You Fyero, Glinda
And Fiance!
They Couldn't be goodlier she couldn't be lucklier
We couldn't be luckier
I couldn't be happier
Thank goodness
Thank goodness for today