(Milano/Benante/Lilker/Rosenfeld)

I woke up, can't wait to eat
Got my cereal, boy was I beat
Opened the fridge, and to my dismay
There was no milk, my mother will pay

I want some milk!
My coffee grows cold
I want some milk!
I should've been told

I wish I had some goddamn milk
My cheerios just ain't the same
I wish I had some goddamn milk
Too bad the milkman never came

I can't go, out to the store
I'll just wait till mommy buys more
I'll just have, wheat thins and beer
If I get sick the toilet is near