It's time for Animaniacs
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh till you collapse
We're Animaniacs

Come join the Warner Brothers
And the Warner Sister Dot!

Just for fun, we run around the Warner movie lot
They lock us in the tower, whenever we get caught
But we break loose, and then vamoose, and now you know the plot!

We're Animaniacs
Dot has wit, and Yakko yaks
Wakko packs away the snacks
Our careers have made comebacks
We're Animaniacs

Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe
A brand new cast who tested well in focus group research
Gender-balanced, pronoun-neutral, and ethnically diverse
The trolls will say we're so passé, but we did meta first

We're Animaniacs
You should see our new contracts
We're zany to the max, there's baloney in our slacks
We're Animane-y
Totally insane-y
(Execs must be crazy)

Animaniacs! Those are the facts!