(No vacancy)
Girl we've been together
Such a long long time
It's been a great 3 days you know it's true
But now I can't help thinking something isn't right
And honestly it isn't me it's you

I'm too hot for you
Baby you just can't deny
I'm too hot for you
The mirror doesn't lie

Thought we had a chance
But now at second glance
I'm too hot for you
So let's just say goodbye

Baby don't feel sorry
I know how hard you try
I guess some things they just ain't meant to be
Wanna know what happened
Just look me in the eye
Face it baby, answer's plain to see

I'm too hot for you
I know it's so unfair
I'm too hot for you
And you're just kind of there

Thought you'd passed the test
But you're a 6 at best
I'm too hot for you
So we ain't got a prayer

Don't take it too personal
Don't take it too rough
One day I'm sure you'll find a guy who's desperate enough

I'm too hot for you
So baby why pretend
I'm too hot for you
Too hot to be your friend

What we had was great
Now go and lose some weight

I'm too hot for you
(Dewey)
Somebody get me some aloe vera, it's too hot!