There's no Car That I Cant Break
But There's no Bus That I Can Take
So I'm Walkin', Always Walkin'
Can't Afford to Put You Into the Shop
You're Never On the Road, You're Always
On Blocks
You're Broken, Always Broken
I'll Scam a Ride From My Best Friend
Something Is Wrong With My Car Agin

Body Is All Rust, Your Motor Is Fried
Junkyard Said They Wouldn't
Give Me a Dime
I'm Hatin', Really Hatin'
I'm Not Even Gonna Get You Fixed
Trade You in You Piece of Shit
You're Worthless, Totally Worthless
I'll Scam a Ride From My Best Friend
Something Is Wrong With My Car Again

Busted Engine, Four Flat Tires
When I Turn the Key, You Catch On Fire
You Can't Be American, You Must Be
Mexican Or Made in Japan
You're Foreign, I Say You're Foreign
Just Turn Over For Christ's Sake
Take a Little Ghost Ride in to the Lake
You're History, Fuckin' History
I'll Scam a Ride From My Best Friend
Something Is Wrong With My Car Again