Yes i am...the nightmare man...
I'm doing time...
In bedsitter land.
Where money is friends..
And friends my man...
Yeah! tap your feet
Tap the phone...
Dog and bone!!
I see two who are blue,
Coming after you.
I saw three in green,
Two are boys........
One's a queen!
I saw one dressed in red...
Much too late...
Cos, i woz dead!
Wot do you want?
An all over tan?
A bunch of flowers?
Or a well hung man ????

Looking out of the window...
Sitting on a train.

I'm just a fly in the ointment
I'm just a fly in the ointment
I'm just a fly...fly...fly...fly...fly...
Fly...fly...fly...fly...fly in the ointment

Fly...fly...fly...fly...fly in the ointment
I'm just a fly in the ointment
Fly