No thank you, mr. Pibb
'Cause you don't got your degree
Well, I just need my prescription
So the doctor's it for me

When I need that satisfaction
There ain't no other way
No, I never eat no apples
So I don't keep him away

(Oh)
The doctor's in
The doctor's in

Gotta fix ya up
Gotta make it right
Gotta send you on your way

(Oh)
The doctor's in
The doctor's in

Gotta check it out
If you're feelin' down
Gonna make you feel o.k

(Ah)

Don't want no diet coke
Don't want no fanta

You can take your sprite, your gatorade
Tell 'em where I sent ya

(Oh)
The doctor's in
The doctor's in

Gotta fix ya up
Gotta make it right
Gotta send you on your way

(Oh)
The doctor's in
The doctor's in

Gotta check it out
If you're feelin' down
Gonna make you feel o.k

Gotta check it out
If you're feelin' down
Gonna make you feel o.k