Ever find yourself awake
In the middle of the night
You've got insomnia
Grab a glass of water
Or a cigarette for your insomnia
But I know something that's so much better yet

Just grab the bong and numb your brain with pot
Watch Cal Worthington and his dog Spot
Insomnia, yeah it's so boring
Nothing to do at three o'clock in the morning

You can get dressed, go out for a walk
For your insomnia
But that's just asking for hassles
From your neighborhood cops
You've got insomnia