You say black, I say white. You turn left, I go right.
You get high, I get low you. You live fast, I stay slow.

Stop, wait a minute, stop.
You're driving me, insanity!
Runs in the family, the side of my father.
Please come for tea just ask for me. I'm the Madhatter!

You get up, I go down. You say square, I say round.
You don't stay, I don't go. If I care, I say so.
What?! Wait a minute, so what. So what. So what.

You're driving me, insanity! Runs in the family
Side of my father please come to tea.
Just ask for me, I'm the Madhatter! Insanity!
Runs in the family side of my father.
Please come to tea, sit next to me I'm the Madhatter!

Insanity! Runs in the family side of my father.
Please come to tea, sit next to me I'm the Madhatter!