It's awfully cold in outer space today
The earth is just a tiny speck
A million miles away
I'm floating through the darkness
There's nothing much to see
And a Cosmonaut named Yuri
Is the only one with me

Now we're in zero gravity
Just spinning round and round
The next thing you know
I'm right side up
And Yuri's upside down
My penis accidentally goes
In his mouth
His penis accidentally goes in mine
Yes, it's just another accident
On Station 69

(Ladies and gentlemen, Yuri)

(Hello, people of Earth)
It's awfully cold in outer space tonight
Yeah
I sent a message back to Earth
To tell them we're all right, yes
I check the telescopes
And look for instruments to fix
But my favorite part of space
Is when we suck each other's dicks

We're spinning around in circles
And it feels very nice
When we kiss each other's penis tips
It seems like paradise
We're travelling in light speed
It's an intergalactic ride

Well, we used to have a monkey
Remember?
But I fucked it till it died

Yes, we're in zero gravity
Just spinning round and round
The next thing you know I'm right-side up
And I am upside down
He accidentally puts his penis In my mouth
And he puts his penis in mine
Yes, it's just another accident
It's just another thing that on purpose I did
It's, it's just, it's just another afternoon
On in station 69