If you're havin' trouble with the high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You wanna graduate, but not in his bed
Here's what you gotta do

Pick up the phone, I'm always home
Call me anytime
Just ring: Three-six, two-four, three-six, hey
I lead a life of crime

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

You got problems in your life of love?
You got a broken heart?
He's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start, fella

Pick up the phone, I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in, forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball, hey

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (oh)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

(Oh, yeah)

If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts

Pick up the phone, leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee, I'm happy to be
Your back-door man, hey

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (yeah)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Concrete shoes, cyanide
TNT (done dirt cheap), ooh
Neck ties, contracts
High voltage (done dirt cheap, yeah)

Dirty deeds
Do anythin' you want me to
Done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds (dirty deeds)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Yeah!