[Townspeople]
Nothing but a whisper, is a shout
It's a buzz about the town
Nothing like a scandal, going 'round
When you read the works of Lady Whistledown

It's appalling, what a shame!
They'll disgrace their family name!
You can bet the one to blame, without a doubt
It's lady whistle-down, down, down

(Down, down, down, down, down)
If you've got a secret you should keep it
Whistle-down, down, down

(Down, down, down, down, down)
If you've got a secret, just pray it's never found
Found
Found
Pray it's never found
Found
Found

Without a doubt, it's Lady Whistledown