Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gon' tell me I can't
I'll be lounging on a couch, just chilling in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to Dougie
'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man

Oh, yes, I said it
I said it
I said it, 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't fell like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Nothing at all

Yeah
I might mess around
And get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But, sorry, pops, you'll just have to wait

Oh, yes, I said it
I said it
I said it, 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't fell like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all