He smiles when she's not looking
She day-dreams when he's not there
It won't be long 'til they discover
Ron and Hermione love each other

He looks at her, she looks at him
And they start to feel the magic within
While Harry is fighting He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
They talk of the latest Quidditch game

Some day you'll read
(maybe in the Daily Prophet)
About Ron and Hermione
(behind the Whomping Willow)
Death Eaters can try to fight
(but you know that Ron would save her)
They'd go riding into the night
(on Ron's new Cleansweep)
They'd go riding into the night

If Hermione knew the Patronus Charm
the conjured incarnation would be Ron
Voldemort is sound, he cannot die
When she's in danger Ron yells "stupefy"
stupefy...